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I know you guys are reading, but you are not posting. Feel free to post any related questions you have - this is a good group that will be helpful. Or, just post an introduction - tell us about yourself...
My name is Michael and I a wino!
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"My name is Michael and I a wino!"
Please note that Michael's drinking has had no effect on his grammar!
Welcome!
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"My name is Michael and I are a wino!"
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I think drinking had a lot to do with how little I got out of my English degree.
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The sentence above speaks for itself.
Rennie, you're the English "miner," but shouldn't the sentence above read something like:
Drinking had a significant impact on how much I learned while pursuing my degree in English.
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i mine for hidden meanings...
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but shouldn't the sentence above read something like:
Drinking had a significant impact on how much I learned while pursuing my degree in English.
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"I said it hurt my head thinking thingee."
michael, is that the little brain talking or the larger one atop the neckbone?
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Texas good ol boy arrives for this first day at Harvard.
He asks the first student he sees "Where's the Library at?"
"Here at Harvard, we never end a sentence in a preposition!"
"Well excuse me. Where's the Library at A$$Hole?"
****There are ways around all grammatical rules***
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Rennie:
"i mine for hidden meanings..."
I search for hidden mines.
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You can always tell a Harvard man, but you can't tell him much!
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While at a Yale-Harvard game, I took advantage of a timeout to use the
rest room. In a hurry, I neglected to wash my hands.
I was excoriated by a Harvard man, who said: "At Harvard, they teach us to wash our hands after we use the bathroom!"
I replied: "At Yale, they teach us not to piss on our hands!"
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wasn't our current lame duck white house occupant a "yalie"?
OH that's right, he hasn't pissed on his hands, just on the rest of the country. pardon me.
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Rennie, either way the current occupant of the White House would have
been a Yalie - Bush or Kerry. And if Herlary and Himary win
(again) you will have two more Yalies in the White House.
And while I am no fan of Bush, the Democrat-controlled Congress has done little, if anything, to oppose him.
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yeah, you're right derek, the past 2 years (or so) have been pretty disappointing under the new "leadership" of the dems in the house and the senate. however, in their defense, they've tossed out a few pieces of legislation that have gotten themselves vetoed and they don't have a large enough majority to override the veto. and who said that bush wasn't a divider?
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